Monday Morale!

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Mondays start the beginning of a fresh, new work week. Here is a little something to boost your Monday Morale from your Siouxland Chamber of Commerce.

Here are seven one-liners to get you through the week!

-There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t..

-I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

– If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

– Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.

– Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

-I’d kill for a Nobel Peace prize.

-I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Have a great week Siouxland!

-Ian Banks, Social Media Intern

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