Mondays start the beginning of a fresh, new work week. Here is a little something to boost your Monday Morale from your Siouxland Chamber of Commerce.
Here are seven one-liners to get you through the week!
-There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
-I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
– If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
– Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
– Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
-I’d kill for a Nobel Peace prize.
-I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Have a great week Siouxland!
-Ian Banks, Social Media Intern
That’s great Ian thanks for geting us all to smile on a monday.
Thanks Wade! Be sure to keep checking in and we will try to keep you smiling…